Episode 46: Horny for Unicorn-y
Things are getting horny in this week’s episode — literally. We’re covering the most magical of creatures this week: Unicorns. Sarah teaches us about the origins of the one horned mythical beasts, and explores the wild world of unicorns in art history. Jess pokes into the sexual significance of unicorns, exploring the horns, symbolism, and smut. We watch ‘Death of a Unicorn’ and Jess dives into an unhinged monster romance. We rate popular unicorns and end with a little A03. Saddle up listeners, get ready to ride, and hit play now!
Read Jess’s unhinged Fan Fiction here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/64970353
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Used by the Unicorn by Ami Wright
Would you make a deal to be used by a unicorn… and his herd?
I've got a secret and I haven't told a soul: I'm pregnant to my deadbeat ex-husband and thousands of dollars in debt.
So when the chance comes up to become an escort with Monstrous Deals, I jump at it. After all, it sounds like my dream job. I wear pretty lingerie, I flirt and serve drinks and the perks are I can play with a whole herd of unicorns if I want to? Sign me up!
I'm in my ho era, OK. Gotta have fun while I can.
Only one of the herd won't stop watching me. Stirling is big and strong and hung like a horse! During the party he makes my pleasure the main attraction and I'm absolutely swooning.
But when he tells me I'm his bond mate and he wants me to join his herd, I run a mile. I'm not looking for anything serious. Not again. Besides, there's no way he'll stick around when he learns my secret
Unicorns and Honey Cakes by Zoe Chant
Everything is coming up roses. Way too many roses.
Gale has a problem. A really thorny problem.
He can’t touch anything made of wood without it bursting into bloom… which is inconvenient, to say the least. Clearly, his unicorn is cranky about something – Gale just wishes he knew what.
In the meantime, being cursed with the world’s most annoying green thumb is making it pretty much impossible to continue working as a sous chef. Maybe a relaxing trip into the mountains will be enough to soothe his sullen unicorn.
After years of hard work, Sylvie’s dream has finally come true: she’s opened her own bakery in her sleepy little hometown, and her signature dishes are selling like… well, hotcakes. That is, until the flashy new bakery down the road opens up – and they’re not only stealing her customers, but her recipes as well.
When the hottest guy she’s ever seen walks through her door, Sylvie knows there’s something special about him… but a gorgeous guy coming in to buy her cakes is hardly going to help her save her business. Right?
Unicorns and Honey Cakes is a short and sweet shifter romance, full of warmth, humor and delicious baked goods. One-click now for a cute, quirky read with a guaranteed HEA!
Death of a Unicorn
A father (Paul Rudd) and daughter (Jenna Ortega) accidentally hit and kill a unicorn while en route to a weekend retreat, where his billionaire boss (Richard E. Grant) seeks to exploit the creature's miraculous curative properties.
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