Episode 42: Moist Mascots

And coming to the field we’ve got… MASCOTS! We’re donning our jerseys, putting on our game faces, and diving into the world of mascots! From Gritty to Grimace, we’ve got the field covered.  Sarah explores the origin of mascots, and digs into into Gritty’s emergence, while Jess shares the internet’s rankings, and teaches us about sexuality and mascots. Jess also shares her absolutely wild book find of the week, while Sarah watches something a bit more wholesome. You don’t want to miss our massive mascot list, and of course, there’s some unhinged fan fiction at the end to give you a hand… hint hint. The crowd is cheering, the mascots are ready, and the big game starts now! Hit play to join in!

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What we consumed:

Howls and Home Runs by Biblio Barbie

The Westland Wolves are known for three things: a winning record, hot shot rookies, and Wilder, their wolf mascot.

After some unfortunate circumstances, the team rebrands to move forward. With a new and improved mascot suit, revamped stadium, and a new handler, the Westland Wolves are sure to make a comeback.

Wilder
I’m not sure when I became whatever this is, but I’ve been this way for a while now. I sit in my locker awaiting a new season and then one day she opens my locker. Sunshine In human form, lighting up the emptiness inside of me.

Lainey
Running from my past, I end up in a new town applying for a mascot handler position for the Westland Wolves. Being the famous Wilder’s handler is not what I expected. Can I make this work? Or will I end up running from this town, too?

Howls and Home Runs is book one of Mascot Matchups—a standalone novella series about sentient mascots. This book is intended for audiences 18 years and over. It contains intimate relations between a sentient mascot and his human handler.

Rating Mascots