Happy Valentine’s Day monster fuckers! We’re talking about the Greek Gods and Goddesses of love and lust in this week’s episode. We’re embracing the debauchery and horniness of these epic figures in mythology. Get drunk with Dionysus, explore vanity with Aphrodite, and watch out for the arrows of Eros. So get your ambrosia ready, don your toga, and press play!

This season we’re connecting with fellow monster lovers in a series of titillating interviews. First up we talk with Ella Gallego, writer, researcher, monster lover, and creator of the Monstrous Desires Study. This unique study explores our fascination with erotic monsters. Examining the data collected by Ella from over 2,000 respondents we learn everything from the demographic of monster lovers, to the books and movies that turned us on to monsters, to the attributes of monsters that have us calling for the mop and bucket. Get your ear holes ready for this exceptionally horny and informative episode.

We’re back! Kick off a new year, and season, with us! Rise up from your graves as we tackle the undead: Zombies and Frankenstein’s monsters! We talk history, tropes, and those sexy undead monsters that make us groan. Jess takes us on a trip through the undead horny hoards of AO3, and we discuss all sorts of these moaning baddies, from mushroom kisses to Star Wars scaries. So drag yourself to your device and hit play!

Happy Holidays! Merry Christmas! Happy Yule! We’re so grateful to all of our listeners, and this show is our gift to you this year! Enjoy the “best of” all of our monster fucking episodes, along with a few, never before heard, unaired clips. Thanks for spending 2023 with us. We’ll see you next year! And stay horny monster fuckers!

Celebrate the season with the Hissin’ and Kissin’ crew and our favorite seasonal monster: Krampus. We’re diving into the history of this Austrian beast, and how he went from a pagan icon to sexy Christmas card material. Plus, we try our own attempt at Krampus fan fiction. Get your birch sticks ready and ho ho hold on as you hit play on this wild, but festive, episode.

We’re getting Holly and Jolly in this week’s episode. Get ready for us to come down your chimney and into your house, as we cover elves! Get as comfy as an elf on a shelf as we take the hobbits to Isengard, debate whether Santa is an elf, and learn the evolution of these seasonal staples. Plus, the AO3 this week will have you wishing it were just reindeer games. So grab your tinsel, get your peppermint stick ready, and hit play on this festive episode!

Get lost with us this week as we learn all about Minotaurs. We chat mythology, minotaurs in popular culture, and rate sexy beasts we’ve had our eyes on. Sarah takes us on a trip to the Milking Farm, and Jess explores the labyrinth of AO3. Grab this episode by the horns and listen now!

Build your nest and get comfy while we tackle the Omegaverse. Think anything is off limits? Knot here. Lube up and slide on it to this week's absolutely outrageous theme. We talk taboos, popular pairings, and the origins of this unusual genre. Get your growls ready for this purrrrrfect episode.

Happy Halloween everyone! In the spirit of the season we're talking all things witches! Grab your broomstick and get ready for a ride as we chat about the sexual history of witchcraft, dive into some hobbit holes with wizards, and spill our secrets spells about our favorite cackling hotties!

Jess and Sarah get their haunt on with this week's spine chilling topic: ghosts! We chat about real life paranormal sexual encounters, Scottish ghosts that have real family issues, and even get a little festive with Scrooge, in ways you'd never imagine. So, it's time to materialize and find out what goes hump in the night.

**we fixed our audio issues!* We're getting electric this week talking about robots, droids, and ai. Sarah explores live sex chat ai, and Jess reads some… out of this world fan fic. We rank the most f***able droids, and talk about sexy robots we'd get digitally down with. Plug in, boot up, and get your gears turning!

Let's get ready to howl at the moon and shape-shift with us into one hell of an episode. We're talking man's best monster friend with the topic of werewolves! Fangs, and shifting, and knots…oh my!

Time to wiggle our way into uncharted waters with this week's topic: tentacles! We dive deep and talk about the origins of the kraken, the lure of Davy Jones, our picks for those tentacled partners in popular culture, and yes, even hentai. So strap in and let's set sail!

Join Jess and Sarah as they probe into the topic of aliens! This one is about little green men, blue barbarians, and UFOs. That's right… we're talking out of this world monsters on this week's episode! So beam this episode up and get started!

Join Jess and Sarah as they talk about everyone's favorite sexy monsters: vampires! Delve into the history, Draculas, and everyone's top pop culture bloodsuckers.

Join Jess and Sarah on their first episode. We're talking Beauty and the Beast — the history and origins, our favorites versions, and some feedback from you guys!